• Home
  • MN Grenside
  • Contact

Subscribe to my weekly posts
Archives
  • May 2025 (1)
  • April 2025 (1)
  • March 2025 (1)
  • October 2024 (1)
  • September 2024 (2)
  • August 2024 (2)
  • July 2024 (1)
  • January 2024 (1)
  • December 2023 (1)
  • October 2023 (1)
  • September 2023 (1)
  • August 2023 (1)
  • July 2023 (4)
  • May 2023 (1)
  • April 2023 (2)
  • March 2023 (3)
  • January 2023 (2)
  • December 2022 (4)
  • November 2022 (3)
  • October 2022 (1)
  • September 2022 (2)
  • August 2022 (2)
  • July 2022 (3)
  • June 2022 (2)
  • May 2022 (3)
  • April 2022 (3)
  • March 2022 (4)
  • February 2022 (2)
  • January 2022 (2)
  • December 2021 (3)
  • November 2021 (1)
  • October 2021 (4)
  • September 2021 (1)
  • August 2021 (3)
  • July 2021 (3)
  • June 2021 (4)
  • May 2021 (3)
  • April 2021 (1)
  • March 2021 (4)
  • February 2021 (3)
  • January 2021 (4)
  • December 2020 (4)
  • November 2020 (2)
  • October 2020 (3)
  • September 2020 (3)
  • August 2020 (2)
  • July 2020 (2)
  • June 2020 (4)
  • May 2020 (4)
  • April 2020 (3)
  • February 2020 (4)
  • January 2020 (4)
  • December 2019 (4)
  • November 2019 (3)
  • October 2019 (5)
  • September 2019 (3)
  • August 2019 (3)
  • July 2019 (1)
  • June 2019 (3)
  • May 2019 (2)
  • April 2019 (2)
  • March 2019 (4)
  • February 2019 (2)
  • January 2019 (4)
  • December 2018 (4)
  • November 2018 (2)
  • October 2018 (3)
  • September 2018 (3)
  • August 2018 (3)
  • July 2018 (3)
  • June 2018 (3)
  • May 2018 (2)
  • April 2018 (2)
  • March 2018 (3)
  • February 2018 (4)
  • January 2018 (3)
  • December 2017 (5)
  • November 2017 (4)
  • October 2017 (3)
  • September 2017 (3)
  • August 2017 (4)
  • July 2017 (4)
  • June 2017 (2)
  • May 2017 (2)
  • April 2017 (3)
  • March 2017 (4)
  • February 2017 (4)
  • January 2017 (4)
  • December 2016 (5)
  • November 2016 (3)
  • October 2016 (3)
  • September 2016 (5)
  • August 2016 (4)
  • July 2016 (3)
  • June 2016 (3)
  • May 2016 (4)
  • April 2016 (5)
  • March 2016 (5)
  • February 2016 (4)
  • January 2016 (4)
  • December 2015 (4)
  • November 2015 (3)
  • October 2015 (4)
  • September 2015 (4)
  • August 2015 (4)
  • July 2015 (5)
  • June 2015 (4)
  • May 2015 (4)
  • April 2015 (3)
  • March 2015 (4)
  • February 2015 (2)
Recent Posts
  • Remember to play safe, but where’s the fun in that?
  • Forget Border Control at Airports ... Where are the Fashion Police?
  • Oh Joy! A new travel torture
  • It’s all about kit
  • Michelin stars need to shine a light on their black holes of Calcutta
Categories
  • Animals/Pets
  • Entertainment/Media/Arts
  • Fasion Health & Beauty
  • Finance/Law
  • Food & Drink
  • Friends
  • Kids/Family/Relations
  • Life
  • Love
  • Politics
  • Sex
  • Sport
  • Technology
  • Travel/Nature
  • Uncategorised
  • Work
What drives you crazy?

Get in touch!

Want to know when I publish the next blog?

Get in touch!

See all posts for November2018

If God was a woman, celery would have more calories than chocolate and white wine would replace water

  • November 22, 2018
  • Fasion Health & Beauty Food & Drink Sex
  • View all 0 Comments
Why...

Has the law of natural selection seemed to have passed by foodstuffs and things I enjoy? How come a yummy, light and fluffy chocolate eclair, something every sinew in my body urges me to eat, is bad for me at every level, as opposed to a vomit inducing kilo of brussels sprouts which my nutritionist says is bursting with goodness? In everything else our natural urges ensure our survival; be it wanting to have sex to procreate, nonstop chatter thereby ensuring protection by being tribal, a natural aversion to snakes or Politicians or any of a dozen natural instincts that Mother Nature instilled in our subconscious for our own good... except consuming calories, tobacco and alcohol. What happened? Depends who I ask. The Catholic’s and Jews have a thing about guilt. It’s a guilty pleasure to consume single malt whisky or puff on a Cohiba cigar so Yahweh or God, in his infinite wisdom made these things bad for me to test my faith. But that kind of logic is as cracked as the Grand Canyon. It also explains their puritanical views re sex (I like it but cannot have it unless under very strict conditions, passed down by the Almighty, often to people who are forbidden to have sex). If you ask Tom Cruise and his Scientology friends, they may say that liking things that are bad for us is an instinct passed on from the Thetans who visited Earth and had hanky panky with a lot of us humans. So, we inherited their love of all that’s bad as clearly on their planet they all indulged heavily in narcotics, sugar, ciggies and alcohol. All I can say to that is lead me to their planet and explain to me if they are such superior beings, they left their own nirvana?

..and another thing (continue to read this post)

New York hotel bank of Elevators win gold at synchronised swimming and why my etiquette rules can mean death

  • November 8, 2018
  • Sex Technology Travel/Nature
  • View all 0 Comments
Why...

Can no one programme elevators so they don’t all go up and down in unison? It is nearly fifty years since man started leaving litter on the moon, yet we can still spend a lifetime watching a bank of elevators all going in the same direction and stopping at the same floors... at the same time. I’m no early riser so can cut leaving a hotel a little fine to get to an airport or meeting on time. I once spent 15 minutes in a New York hotel waiting for an elevator to make it up to the 35th floor. Rather like waiting for a bus, long periods of nothing happening, then suddenly all six elevators arrived at my floor at the same time. I suspect to this day if you dusted the elevator call button for fingerprints, mine would come up as I had pushed  the damned fluorescent decent arrow  so often in exasperation they must still be engraved on it.

..and another thing (continue to read this post)

What is rss? "rss" is about getting live web feeds
directly to your computer.