Officer. Arrest that man. His clothes fit
Why...
Do policemen look like they have been shrink-wrapped?
Maybe itâs rose-tinted spectacles but back in the day when all policemen looked older than me, I donât recall them being shoehorned into clothing three sizes too small for them.
Nowadays they all seem to be trying to burst out of their uniforms. I understand the theory is⊠it makes them look intimidating and gives you less to hang onto in case you get into a scuffle. Quite how clothing tighter than a sausage skin is meant to be intimidating, I am not sure. However, judging by the actual size of many policemen, I reckon I could hop faster than they could run. Why scuffle if a brisk walk will leave a Bobby panting like a pug in the Sahara?
